Welcome to the
Bizarre Bazaar!

Haiku

(17 Syllables)

"Coming up with these
Isn't hard considering
counting on fingers."

~ Non-traditional. You may give me 1-2 words to either include or theme the Haiku, but no input or edits are accepted.

Price: $1 USD

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Snippet

(1000 words or less)

~ These are usually a single aspect of a scene, such as a fight, blowjob, or casual conversation. Lower on detail and straight to the point.

Price: $20 USD

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Shorty

(1k to 2.5k Words)

~ These are generally longer single actions, or low activity action scenes such as: Hookup sex, one on one fight, or detailed aspects of a single action.

Price: $50 USD

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Scene

(2.5k-4k Words)

~ These are generally complete scenes with multiple actions, or a short plot. Can include: Multiple actions in one sex scenes, longer and more involved fights, or descriptive conversations.

Price: $100 USD

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Story

(4k-7k Words)

~ These are complete short stories of a small plot arc, with multiple scenes, or scenes involving more than two characters involved with each other. These can be expansive and detailed single scenes such as multiple rounds of sex, a fully acted action scene, or a detailed, in depth lecture in conversation.

Price: $150 USD

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Saga

(7k-10k Words)

~ These are intensely detailed, plot heavy, and multiple scene stories. This requires major editing, review, and collaboration to make sure that you are getting your money's worth, which is why there is a sudden jump in price. These are limited to one slot a month, the writer's discretion.

~ These will only be available at my discretion and will be posted on my Twitter when it a slot opens

Price: $250 USD

Discounts

~ Teacher's Pet (10%) - If you use one of my characters in your idea, knock off this discount off the final, agreed price. It's much easier to write stories with my own people, and it's enjoyable to boot.


~ Artistic Freedom (15%) - You choose one of your characters and one of mine, and link any kink-list (such as F-List). Anything that is in your "Fave" or "YES!" category may come up in the story as I see fit. Otherwise, you won't have any input on the flow or details of the story.


~ Writer's Favor (20%) - If you want to commission me because you SUPER love my characters and want to read about them doing awesome/naughty things, then you'll get the largest discount. If the story idea involves only my characters, then you are eligible for this discount.

Extra Fees

~ Extreme Kinks ($10 - $50) - Listed as "Maybe" on my F-List. The more extreme the kink, the higher the cost will be. Will not go past my limits at all.


~ Orgy Fee ($20 per Character) - Up-charge for each additional 'named' character past two involved in any scenes. Named Characters are the characters that the story focusing on. Optional 'NPC's' for the story are not subject to this price, as they would not have major roles besides briefly supporting the story.


~ Research Fee ($10 - $30) - Depending on depth of research needed or requested level of detail.
Generally applied to fandom writing where I don't know the fandom and must research characters and settings to write your story properly. If you don't want detailed descriptions of these, this charge may be waived. Done on a case by case basis.


~ Privacy Fee (+ 50% of Final Cost) - If you wish for your piece to be for your eyes only and not to be posted on any of my social profiles, this charge is added to the final price agreed upon. If you simply wish for your name to be omitted when I post, this fee is not applied. Ideal for those who have private characters.


~ Editing Fee ($10 per Edit) - I will do a maximum of three edits before this editing fee comes into play. If the blunder is on my end, I will fix it no charge.

Kinks

~My Kink List is here!~
Please take a look at it and make sure that I can write what kinks you want

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~Legend~

Fave = I am experienced and excited to write about these things

Yes = These are okay topics to pick Kinks from

Maybe = Potential for having Kink charge added, please discuss inclusion of these with me before I start writing. It doesn't mean no, I just need context before saying yes.

No = Flat out Limit. No discussion. Anyone attempting to coax or haggle with me on these will be blocked.

Limits

I will not write any stories involving the following topics:


Extreme Pain Play (A little slap and tickle is fine)Extreme Food Play (Past Whipped Cream)Underage/Loli/Shota/"Aged-Up"Obesity/Weight ManipulationHumiliation and DegradationLittle/Diaper/Regression PlayIncest involving Older MalesHyper AnatomyExtreme GrowthBathroom PlaySlave or Pet playFilth or Stink Necrophilia"Daddy"VoreGore

~ I will not write your novel for you. That would cost way too much for you, and take up too much of my own time making stories that aren't my own.

~ I will not continue scenes of my previous writing. If you want a longer scene, you will need to pay for it.

~ I will post most stories to my website and link to it on my Twitter account, but you are free to ask for me not to post your name to it or tag your Twitter handle.

~ I own all rights for the publish and display of the writing. You may post it on your Twitter or use it for personal and non-commercial display only. Please tag me in any displays of these stories. Any plagiarism will be legally enforced.

~ No minors (Under 18) at all may purchase stories from me.

Payment Process

1) Contact me on any of my websites and discuss the idea you want to make

2) I will send you my commission form to fill out once I get your idea

3) Once I get the form and approve it, I will send you an invoice over Paypal.

4) Work begins once the invoice is confirmed to be paid.

5) I will update my Trello with the progress of your commission, but I will not send any samples.

6) I will submit a google doc link that allows you to comment, please note any edits that need to be made.

7) I will edit within my abilities and we will discuss any extra charges depending on the work needed.

8) Once you approve of the final draft, I will send you the Google Doc link to the finished product and you may copy it into your files from there.

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~ In order to pay, you must fill out a google form first that is a contract that you agree to the TOS here and that you are of age to purchase NSFW work. I will not work with minors at all, even for SFW work.

~ Full Payment is due before I start to work on the project. There are no payment plans. All prices are in USD only.

~ I will not charge you if my word count accidentally goes over into the next tier once payment is accepted, unless I realize beforehand that I can not fit the description or detail level you'd like with what you paid for. I will contact you and we will discuss it further from there.

~ I will always go above the minimum word count for what you purchased. I try to shoot for a middle number usually.

~ Paypal is the only accepted form of payment and I will provide you an invoice sent to the email you provide on the google form contract.

~ There are no refunds once the project is paid for.

~ Snippets, Shorties, and Scenes are available at all times, just DM me for scheduling and discussion. Stories and Sagas I will post onto my Twitter and website when I have time and how many slots are available for purchase.